Getting To Know You

The "you" in this case being the eldritch abominations in which I am meant to keep track. I mean, the thickest file in the cabinets (and, actually, it was just the first of many such files) was for this:

Subject Tango Whiskey Delta (Thin White Duke)

More colloquially known as the 'Slender Man,' he's a tall, thin guy with no face that abducts children, stalks people when he's not eviscerating them, and interferes with electronics. Apparently, someone had the funny idea to call him the Thin White Duke and decided everyone here would be named after David Bowie songs as well. So, whoever made that decision: thanks a lot.

Luckily, the other subjects aren't named after David Bowie songs. Unfortunately, they are all listed under their codenames. Which makes it hard to decipher sometimes:

Subject Alpha Romeo

Subject Bravo Mike
Subject Charlie Bravo
Subject Charlie Hotel
Subject Charlie Oscar
Subject Delta Mike
Subject Echo Alpha Tango
Subject Echo Charlie
Subject Mike November

Subject Papa Delta
Subject Romeo Alpha
Subject Sierra Mike
Subject Uniform Charlie

Subject Whiskey Golf

See what I mean?

Oh, and I know that these things are usually referred to as 'Fears.' It sounds like an easy to remember name, actually. Which why they never use it. Why use an easy name when they can make it a stupid sounding one? The name they use is BUE. It's pronounced 'bowie'. It stands for Biologically Unknown Entity. Nobody uses it except in official reports. Because it's stupid.

Oh well. Hopefully, tomorrow I can get everything more organized.